HMD Schmutz
HMD Schmutz
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HMD Schmutz

Mom’s have a schmutz radar. Like when your car tells you when another car is in your blindspot and not to change lanes. She’s always there with a saliva-laden thumb smearing any foreign entity off ya’ face.

Separate conversation: How do mom’s generate that much saliva on their tongues and why does it catch all facial schmutz so effectively?

  • Folded card, blank inside

  • A2 size (4.25” x 5.5”)

  • A2 bright red, euro flap envelope

  • Printed in the USA on 100% recycled 130# paper stock