Anniversary List
Anniversary List
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Anniversary List

This card is basically for men.  The human beings who, for the most part, can’t remember a gotdamn thing when it comes to remembering big dates in their own romantic history, including:

  • Valentine’s Day

  • Birthdays

  • The day he finally learned the true anatomy of your vuh-jay-jay and how to deliver an awesome orgasm* (thanks for nothing all you hoe bags he dated before marriage)

  • Wedding anniversary

 *aka you bought yourself a top-shelf vibrator

  • Folded card, blank inside

  • A2 size (4.25” x 5.5”)

  • A2 bright red, euro flap envelope

  • Printed in the USA on 100% recycled 130# paper stock