Dogs, bruh. Always there for you especially when it comes to weeding out the dicks in your life.
Dating somebody and your dog raises a red flag? Dump ‘em.
Someone shows up to your front door and your dog growls? Act like nobody’s home.
Take your dog to work and they pee on someone’s desk? Cancel all collaborative projects with them asap.
Folded card, blank inside
A2 size (4.25” x 5.5”)
A2 bright red, euro flap envelope
Printed in the USA on 100% recycled 130# paper stock