Forget waterboarding. Looking people in the eye while being serenaded with ‘Happy Birthday’ is the world’s most lethal torture.
It’s the worst part of having a birthday party. Everybody singing and staring and taking pictures of you awkwardly looking at your cake, the candles, off in the distance … Anywhere but in somebody’s eyes.
Folded card, blank inside
A2 size (4.25” x 5.5”)
A2 bright red, euro flap envelope
Printed in the USA on 100% recycled 130# paper stock