Damn. Even the internet thinks it's funny to say things like: “TFW you realize 2001 was 20 years ago.”
That must be what they call the dark web because those facts are not cool.
Folded card, blank inside
A2 size (4.25” x 5.5”)
A2 bright red, euro flap envelope
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