If there was ever a song that summed up Valentine's Day, it's Wreck-X-N-Effect's 'Rump Shaker'. It's got everything a love song needs:
Romance! " A wiggle and a jiggle can make the night complete"
Shakespearean-level Couplets! "Now since you got the body of the year, come and get the award / Here's a hint, it's like a long sharp sword"
Geography! "Slide em across from New York down by your Virginia"
But the best part? Like this card, zoom-a-zoomin' can be whatever the hell you want it to be...
Folded card, blank inside
A2 size (4.25” x 5.5”)
A2 bright red, euro flap envelope
Printed in the USA on 100% recycled 130# paper stock